Most nights I pretend myself to sleep
I don’t want your fear so slumber I fake
It keeps me from dreams too deep
Even breathing is the trick
In and out, like an engine rumbling at idle
Intake, compression, power, exhaust an even tick
The dog knows what he’s doing so I follow his lead
Snort, snap, tremor, mumble, grunt
He contorts, runs in place, acts like he’s doing the deed
Are you gone yet? Where’s the remote?
Closed captions are my only friends
In my six foot long, 18 inch wide boat